Bingo is a funny game, and a lot of funny incidents keep happening in bingo halls!

So, get ready to tickle your funny bone with these hilarious bingo jokes picked from real life situations.
Enjoy! They’re a fantastic laughing riot from start to end….

Shoo Fly

A man walked into a bingo hall and chooses his bingo cards. Seeing a fly land on a
particular number on one bingo card, and thinking this was a lucky sign, he bought
that card. Later on that night, he lost. “Must have been a house fly”, he said.

Full Card

2 old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps looking over
Tom’s shoulder saying: “you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number
mark it off.” After doing this for quite some time Tom gets annoyed and says: “why
don’t you do your own card?” Whereupon John answers: “I can’t it’s full!”

Always a Winner

Betty and Hilda, two friends, went together to play the slot machines at their local
Bingo Hall. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the
front of the Bingo Hall and sit on the bench to wait for her friend. Betty quickly
lost all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited and waited
and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she saw Hilda coming toward her carrying
a huge sack of coins. “Hey, Betty,” said Hilda, “how’d you do?” “Well, Hilda”, said
Betty, “you see me here on this bench- what do you think? It looks like you hit it
big, though.” “Oh yeah,” said Betty, “did I find a good machine! It’s way in the
back. I’ll show it to you - you can’t lose! EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR
QUARTERS COME OUT!!!”

A few more groan-worthy Bingo Jokes:

Q) What do rodents say when they play bingo?
A) Eyes down for a full mouse!

Q) What do you call a lady addicted to gambling at bingo?
A) Betty!

Q) What do vampires play Bingo with?
A) Stake money